So to while away the time while we wait for Jon Wick and his crew work on the game, let's play a game. It's called "The setup game"
The rules: One person posts a setup. Then the next poster takes it and runs with it briefly. (No more than a few sentences.) Then they post their own setup.
I'll start us off:
"And what exactly posessed you to poke the giant squid in the eye?!?"