"Hey, do you remember that realllly ugly kid we beat down a few years back, when our company marched through Sarmatia? Teus, I swear that kid looked as awful as that poor sod serving us this very beer we're drinking... He was strong, though! Took four of us to keep him down. Hey kid, yeah, you, the ugly one, bring me another!"
"That was me."
- from court files regarding the famous "Three Ducks Inn Massacre"